sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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(Source: sassyabrahamlincoln, via el-chapo-el-traphoe)

badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

(Source: femalesbelike, via el-chapo-el-traphoe)

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

(via fuckinglesbian)

typicalcatss:

sick-flip:

I got people I don’t fuck with anymore but their secrets never left my mouth.

foreal

(via el-chapo-el-traphoe)

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(via el-chapo-el-traphoe)